do you ever just listen to yourself and wonder how someone hasn’t punched you in the face yet
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey
British: American people are so annoying
Chinese: American people are so annoying
Mexicans: American people are so annoying
French: American people are so annoying
Americans: We are so annoying
Canadians: We fucking love maple syrup
Normal people flirting: hey you're cute we should go out sometime
Me trying to flirt: so, do you like breadsticks
why do people keep acting like tumblr is so super secret we’re people with blogs not the fucking illuminati
you know you're really lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.
actually hell is not being able to look like miley cyrus
Anonymous asked: i just looked at your tumblr. it's AMAZING. in my place Indonesia i've never seen such Amazing moments getting captured naturally. and the photograph is amazing too. knowing that there are people who like photography in natural ways (not directed) is kinda soothe me. :D hope your tumblr be the best. :))) - Leansparring